«Next please!»

«Good day sir»

«Cause of death?»

«Sorry, what do you mean?»

«How did you die, sir?»

«Die?»

«Where do you think you are exactly?»

«I thought it was the line for the bathroom…»

«Please don’t waste my time, cause of death?»

«What the hell do I know! I’ve just discovered that I’m dead, just give me some time to understand what’s going on. Let’s see… The last thing I remember was a shiny light. Oh! And I was also really wet»

«Another forgetful one… Try to retrace your final memories»

«Yeah ok, so I had just left the party. I was furious, we had an argument last night, a big one. I thought it was the end of us and so I took the car… Oh yeah, it was raining! But it didn’t bother me much. I wanted to break everything, she got me so angry…»

«Sure, sure, don’t really care about your love life, please continue»

«Ok, but I think it is important… So as I was saying, I was driving aimlessly, going here and there. Then the phone lit up… Right! It was her, she wanted to fix everything for sure. I tried to answer but the phone fell under the seat. The road was wet but my car always had a good grip. I got down and gathered my phone. I think I heard the sound of a truck horn and… Oh… That’s what the light was…»

«Car-ac-ci-dent… ok everything's in order, you can pass. Next please!»